STFU!!! I’m talking so listen.
I guess we are at the end of this unbelievably long excruciating journey. Since it would be highly inappropriate to write exactly what’s on my mind, let’s just pretend.

Name: Alero Duncan-Omatsola. Birthday: 30th August, so yes I’m a Virgo and proud. My alias is Gaga Jade aka Shady. I was the unfortunate mistake that happened to this class (you wish). So I am old enough to have at least three kids in this class (don’t even ask) I’m Nigerian (doesn’t mean I’m not a human being like you.) I lived in this class for 4 years and sincerely I don’t think anything spectacular happened to me. Let’s just say we had enough of this class to be sick of it.

The most irritating act of this school that I must confess infected this class and I’ve learnt to just ignore … ‘chicking’. What the ‘£$!&’ is that supposed to mean? Come on, this is a freaking girls school for crying out loud! What were you guys thinking? Honestly, it was disgusting! I love some of the girls (no homo) but when you go round calling yourself ‘chicks’ or whatever, it’s just wrong – sounds too gay.

Unluckily or luckily for you reading, the day I wrote this was one of my worst...too bad… but hey, look on the brighter side, it seems you are reading the possible truth. I can’t talk about everything so I’ll just categorize.

We had the so called ‘crifes’ who thought they were the only pure girls in the class. Stop discriminating! I’m sure your Bible teaches you that it is wrong. Let’s move to those ‘miss-goody-two-shoes’. Yes, we know you didn’t have a boyfriend and you were a virgin and you had kissed only one boy. So blinking £$!& what? It didn’t concern me one bit!

Yeah, we also had the sluts or supposed sluts! Why do you want to be one because it’s never cool to be a slut! Who cares if you have…… and ….. with…….and ……..? Come on, that was too much information to share with the class.

Then we had the real people. I call them Bitches. They didn’t really care what you said about them and I respected them for that probably because I was a part of them. Lol. My first smile today….how lovely!

All hail the hypocrites! This was the worst category. They were all fake people. I didn’t really care about them either. Terrible, really terrible.

You can say I changed. I was once so nice. I was never really nice and any change you might have seen was just me growing up, yes growing up. I knew and still know a lot of people who hate me but I just wished they hated me for the right reasons and not lies. But come on, who cares? I know I don’t!

I have so much to say but I can’t so I’m going to end here. So dear someone reading this, you might think I am a bitch but I’m just being realistic. On a good note, I would miss everyone in this class.
Parting notes: People don’t change, they grow up. You might want to try that. It makes sense.

Ciao,
Gaga Jade, (xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo)